10 For Deception anti-blemish cream: "Use Muffin Face To Fight Pizza Face!"

9 "If We Knew What We Were Doing, Would THIS Be Our Spokesmodel?"

8 "Deception: Home of The UniBrow!"

7 "Put Our Inexperience In The Make-Up Industry On YOUR Face Today!"

6 "Deception: The Make-Up Of Choice For Over-Privileged White Women Everywhere!"

5 For the Deception campaign featuring Liz in her faux-Audrey Hepburn/Breakfast At Tiffany’s outfit: "If You Think SHE’S Dressed Like A Freak, Wait Till You Meet Our CEO!"

4 "Buy Deception Or Sonny Corinthos Will Have You Killed!"

3 "Don’t Worry, Ladies! When THIS Spokesmodel Bombs, We Have A Foxy Black Girl Waiting In The Wings, Just ITCHING To Do The Job RIGHT!"

2 "Deception Is Proud To Introduce Its CEO, Laura Spencer, and Co-Owner Carly Corinthos ... Hey, Where Are You Going? Come Back! COME BACK!"

And The Number One Deception Campaign Slogan Is ...

"Deception Perfume! Experience Its Skanky Freshness!"