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9. Sonny and Carly re-evaluate their relationship once Jason re-enters their lives, come to the conclusion that yeah, it’s pretty much lust, and move on. 8. Alan and Monica get pregnant; have a strange-looking baby with antennae, green skin and a freakish ability to play a clarinet sweeter than Mr Kenny G! 7. Though Mike finally proposes to Tammy, he forces her to sign a pre-nup saying she’ll get her curly-haired ass back on the streets to repay his past and future gambling debts AND to refer to him only as "Colonel Corbin". 6. Chloe’s brain tumor, bored with its lack of air time, demands that Riche and Guza give it a better storyline or it’s walking right outta there, baby!
5. Stefan comes back from his hiding place in France with a new physique, an improved knowledge of French, a more self-confidant attitude – and one WICKED case of gonorrhea. 4. Lucky discovers he’s been hypnotized by Helena; retaliates by kidnapping her and forcing her to play board games so that she goes into a hypnotic state whenever the word "Sorry!" is yelled. 3. ABC TV interns stand by "General Hospital" gate directing all incoming traffic to "All My Children." 2 Rick Webber returns to General Hospital and stuns everyone with his newly-grown antennae, green skin and a freakish ability to play the clarinet sweeter than Mr Kenny G! And the Number One scrapped storyline for Fall 2000 is ... Sparks fly when Maxi rebels even more furiously and bitterly against Felicia after she realizes her mother named her after a woman’s sanitary product!
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