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10 Chloe goes to a rave, sees Jax sucking face with another woman, goes to a motel room with a mystery man named Fred, who dies of boredom in the night. 9 Chloe, Jax, Alexis .. menage a trois ... jealousy ... murder. 8 Chloe's brain tumour causes her to see everything through Laura's eyes; wakes up in cold, clammy sweat whenever she "sees" the closet door open. 7 Chloe's brain secretly implanted with Napster microchip, downloads a crapload of Metallica songs; brain is arrested and sentenced to 6 months at Pentingville Prison. 6 Due to severe budget cuts, Chloe hears Juan singing in her dreams instead of the theme from "Sleeping Beauty" 5 Chloe breaks down in an alley; accuses Jax of being "so meeaannnn!", has hot monkey sex with a sympathetic Andreas 4 Hot monkey sex with Andreas secretly filmed by Helena and marketed at XXX trade fairs under the name, "The Awakening Of The Tumour Lady" 3 Chloe becomes addicted to Helena's famous blue effervescent Efferdent tablets; gets teeth so white that Jax goes blind instead of her! 2 Chloe finally finds the elusive music box on Helena's yacht; steals an air conditioner, some knick-knacks and a candy dish full of peppermints on her way out ... And the Number One Scrapped Storyline for Chloe is ..... Chloe reveals she is actually an undercover WSB agent, the illegitimate daughter of Sean and Tiffany who, in spy circles, is known by her real name: Biffany Bo Bo Bubblemaker!!!
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