Bobbie: "I’m thankful that I have big hooters."

Roy: "I’m thankful that Bobbie has big hooters!"

Luke: "I’m grateful that my 20-year marriage to Laura is over and that I am now involved with a woman who’s every bit as fascinating, beautiful, desirable and – oh, who am I kidding? Just kill me now!"

Amy: "I have LINES?"

Amy cracks under the pressure!

Hannah: "I’m thankful to the powers that be that I have one beautiful man on one arm who makes me look stunning and sexy and another man on my other arm who makes me look like I can act. I am also grateful that I have two arms. See? I have two arms. And I have a man on each arm. I’m thankful I have two arms because I can have a man on each arm, then, and if I didn’t have two arms, one man would not have a place to be. So therefore, I am thankful I have two arms."

Sonny: "I’m thankful I am not one of the men on one of Hannah’s two arms."

Lucky: "I’m grateful that despite being Helena’s captive for several months, I am still a virgin."

Monica: "I’m thankful that those hormone fertility treatments have made me more female! Female! GLORIOUSLY FEMALE!"

Laura: "I’m thankful for my cosmetics company; for my new business partner, Carly Corinthos; for my divorce; and for the fact that I’m working with powerhouses like Maurice and Sarah while Tony over there is working with Kristina Wagner. HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA! What do you MEAN, I slipped out of character?"

Slipped out of character and slipped her tongue down Kin Shriner's throat .. no wonder she's my hero! :)))

And the NUMBER ONE THING overheard at the GH Thanksgiving Table Is ....

Carly: "I would like to saw one of Hannah’s arms off. And Liz, you bitch, you better stay away from my man. Yeah, YOU heard me! And as for you, MOTHER, couldn’t you just ONCE take my side? Couldn’t you just ONCE be proud of me? You SHUT UP, Roy! You ALWAYS take her side! None of you understand me! None of you know the FIRST thing about me! Shut up, Tony! One little shooting and you think you’re God’s gift to ... whatever! Oh, don’t YOU start with me, Maxie! I don’t have anything against you yet but you just GIVE me a couple of minutes, you whiny little brat! Oh stop CRYING, Georgie! You wanna know about HARD TIMES ...."

Maxi: "Carly, I'm not even in the same ROOM as you .." :/