10 I dunno about you, but that back seat looked a little TOO much like a luxury cabin in the woods.

9 A closer listen and you can hear whispers of "Oh, Jonathan! Jonathan!" – and they AIN’T coming from Becky, either :/

8 "Sex, Shmex! I paid $13.50 to see ‘Happy Gilmore’ in the privacy of this room and I am DAMNED well gonna watch it!"

7 "Be gentle with me, Lucky!" "Why, it’s not like this is your first TIME or anything. Remember that guy in the park?"

6 It is NOT proper etiquette to yell BOOL-YA! when you see your girlfriend’s naked boobies for the first time.

At left: Lucky before! At right: Lucky after!

5 Good news: They were smart enough to use contraceptives. Bad news: Their method of contraception is a handfull of M&Ms, a few shots of Wild Turkey and LOTS of plea-bargaining with God!

4 Two minimum-wage-earning teens sexing it up in a $500-a-night cabin in the mountains. Does anyone else see anything wrong with this picture? If you guessed "No hidden camcorder," you guessed RIGHT!

3 They’ve been dating and in love for over two years and only NOW had sex with each other? Doesn’t anyone else think they’re rushing things a little bit?

2 "Mmmm, that was great! I never came so hard in my life! And tomorrow, Liz and I head up to the mountains for the REAL deal!"

And the Number One Blooper in the Liz and Lucky De-Flowering Scene Is ...

Queen size bed? Check! Sexy underwear? Check! Lots of candles to remind boyfriend of the time he was kidnapped and presumed dead? Check, and CHECK!

"Mmmm, I just love the smell of  roasting flesh ..."