Where Sonny Corinthos answers the eternal question, "Hey! Whassa Matta U!"

They're wealthy, they're handsome, they're everybody's favorite ghouls!

From disgraced wedding planner to daytime television's favorite bitch! 

Warning: get the dogs out of the room. High-pitched, relentless squealing may cause their ears to explode.

PCPD Wavs

If you think they're inept on TV, wait till you hear the stuff that never made it on the air!

Spencer Family Wavs

Bobbie, Lucas, Laura, Mary Ellen, John-Boy ... wait a minute. Huh??

They're beautiful, they have money to burn, they're all over 25!

Be forewarned: Lila Quartermaine has a potty mouth like you would not believe!