Scotty: Alright, all you people to whom God didn't give the sense He gave a goose! Here we are! Three more highly unnecessary additions to this storyline! Three more bodies to cram into this tiny laboratory!
Jax: Move out of the way, Baldwin! I need to see if my hair held up during the walk over here!
Roy: Yeah, man, mumble mumble, man, mumble mumble.
Luke: Is that DiLucca?
Scotty: Is that Luke?
Laura: Is that Scotty?
Stavros: I told you we should have had this meeting in the conference room, Mother.
Jax: I say we take this little party outside into the hallway where we three can soundly whap the guards' bottoms!
 

*BAM!*

*POW!*

*WHAP!*(

*SPLOTCH!*

*WHAM!*

*PHLAMP!*

Nikolas: Father, no! Don't hit me!
Stavros: Fuck you, son. I'm SO outta here!
 

Luke: Am I too late to redeem myself from that last, laughable fight scene by jumping directly into this laughable fight scene?
Lucky: 'fraid so, Dad!
Luke: Well, dangit, it took Barbara Jean forever to untie me.
Stefan: At least you ARE untied. Could someone give me a hand with these ropes here?
Luke: You know, if you listen closely, it's almost like you can hear Stefan's voice on the wind.