Stefan:
I must disable Mother's computer system or else .. well, who KNOWS what
could happen to us!
Lucky: Hey, being near a computer with you
reminds me of Timoria. Remember?
Stefan: I'm trying to forget, thank you very
much!
Lucky: Do you know what you're doing? I mean,
Helena was pretty vague about what Fail Safe meant ...
Stefan: Well, since the writers don't know what
the frig End Game or Fail Safe is either, chances are I can just tap on a
few keys to look like I'm working feverishly and the viewers will hopefully
not notice that nobody knows what the hell this storyline is all about
anyway!
Lucky: You're allright, Stefan.
Stefan: And you're a fine young man, Lucky. Now
just let me click a few more keys here and--- WHOA!
Lucky: What key did you hit? What's THAT?
Stefan: Well, I was dismantling Helena's hard
drive and made a little detour to a little place I like called wild and
horny dot com and ..
Lucky: That's my aunt Bobbie!
Stefan: So it is, my boy. So it is. Remind me
again, why I divorced her?
Lucky: Because Mary Beth Evans was on the show
and you were a big super couple with her on Days of our Lives and the
writers here figured they'd try to capitalize on the popularity you had over
there by reuniting you here.
Stefan: Ahh yes. Cursed writers! And remind me
again why I want to stay on this show?
Lucky: I dunno, man, but let's get out of this
cave, okay? I told Liz's ghost I'd meet her in the attic at 5:15 sharp and
if I'm late, whewff, does she ever bitch!
Stefan: You make sense, Lucky. Just let me print a couple of these pages
here and I'll be right with you!
Alexis:
Roy, do you even know where we're going?
Roy: Hey, man, mumble mumble left mumble mumble
mumble ...
Alexis: What's he saying?
Bobbie: Well, my "Roy" isn't very good these
days but if I remember correctly, he's saying that he's trying to get back
to the zoo on time for his 8pm feeding.
Roy: Mumble mumble banana mumble mumble yeah
man
Alexis: And you had sex with this man?
Jax: Cheese! Cheese! We're looking for a piece
of cheese, people, remember?
Laura:
I see the exit! I see the exit! Oh thank God, I see the exit!
Scotty: Are you having trouble breathing,
Laura?
Laura: No, I'm just anxious to not be alone
with you any more!
Scotty: We're almost there, Laura! I can see
light and cop cars and stuff up ahead!
Laura: Let's sprint!
Scotty: But--
Laura: I SAID LET'S SPRINT!