Luke: What do you  mean, Bobbie is missing?? She was just here!
Roy: I know, man, but uhhh she like uhhh mumble mumble she mumble uhhh yeah
Melissa: What Roy is trying to say, Luke, is that Bobbie never made it to where she said she was going.
Luke: Maybe she's in the cafeteria!
Roy: Well, she, man, she, uhhh, mumble mumble mumble she yeah
Melissa: What Roy is trying to say, Luke, is that Bobbie is nowhere to be found. She's literally nowhere in this hospital.
Luke: I gotta get outta here!
Roy: You, man, mumble mumble you yeah
Melissa: What Roy is trying to say is that you need your rest. You need to take it easy, and he will go look for Bobbie, okay? After all, he needs to be in this storyline, Luke. He has no PLACE in this storyline but he needs to be in it. Now, just calm down. Roy will take care of everything!
 

Luke: I have to take care of Bobbie. I've been taking care of her ever since we were little kids, as this misplaced flashback will so aptly demonstrate ...

Bobbie Jr: Luke, I thought you were never going to show up!
Luke Jr: No, Bobbie, don't ever worry about where I am or what I'm doing. I'll always be here to protect you!
Bobbie: But my audition for the lead in "Little Orphan Annie" is in 20 minutes and I haven't even had a cup of coffee yet. I don't think I can do it, Luke!
Luke: Barbara Jean, you're a Spencer. And Spencers don't quit! Furthermore, Spencers have song and dance in their blood, as countless future Nurse's Balls will cheesily prove to the viewing audience. Now come on, sis! Buck up! You can do it. (sings) "The sun'll come out tomorrow ... betcher bottom dollar that tomorrow ... there'll be sun ...."
Bobbie: I want coffee! I'm not auditioning till I've had my coffee!
Luke: Alright already. But let me tell you something, sis, I love you and I'm here to protect you always, but fuck up that audition today and you'll be turning tricks with Aunt Ruby down in Jacksonville.
Bobbie (clearing throat): Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya, tomorrow! You're only a day away ....
Luke: That's my girl :)
 

Bobbie: I love you, Luke.
Luke: I love you, Little Orphan Annie.

Luke ... so you can see now why I have to get out of this hospital bed. I have to find Bobbie. I have to find Laura.
Melissa: Sorry, I was picking at this hangnail of mine. Were you saying something?
Roy: He, man, mumble mumble mumble ...
Luke (to himself): I will get out of this hospital bed, come hell or high water. I must be a part of End Game. I must! If for no other reason than to clear my name and prove to the viewers, for once and for all, that there is no way on earth I could ever have written this monstrous piece of garbage!