The Ambiguously Gay Trio Figure Out How to get into the underground lair of the Cassadines ....



 

Jax, Roy and Scotty manage to knock out three of Helena's guards. The trio strip the guards and each cop a quick feel before slipping into their guard outfits ...



 


Jax:
Alright, this plan is perfect! Nobody will recognize us in these black suits!
Roy: Oh man mumble mumble yeah mumble mumble ..
Scotty: For shit's sake, take some speech lessons, DiLucca! I'm so sick and tired of trying to figure out what it is you're trying to tell us. You need another banana? You need some more feed? Just say it, man!
Jax: Enough arguing! Now come on! To Helena's lab!
Scotty: Do you know the way?
Jax: No! But what was impossible to decipher for months on end is suddenly being made clear to all of us who couldn't figure it out before! Now come on, let's go!
Scotty: My suit's too small!
Jax: Quit yer bitching!
Scotty: But I don't feel good in this. I want to make an impression on Laura when she sees me, and here I am in this little suit. What kind of an impression does that make?
Jax: Listen, just .. like, flip your head over, give your hair a shake and then flip your head back quickly. That'll give your hair some volume and totally distract everyone from your suit.
Scotty: You're a godsend, Jasper Jacks!
Jax: You look smashing. Now .. come on! Let's go!
 

Meanwhile, back in the boudoir ......

 

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