Luke: Get your hands off her, you damned dirty ape! We are Luke and Laura. And Lucky is the son of Luke and Laura. You are merely Stavros Cassadine -- the dude I tried to--
Laura: Extremely good-looking dude!
Luke: Yeah, the extremely good-looking dude I tried to off 20 years ago who wouldn't stay dead!

*POW!*

*BAFF!*

*WHAM!*

*SLAP!*

*OOOMMMPPHHH!*

Laura: Unhand him, Stavros, or I'll make a feeble attempt at knocking you out with this flower vase!
 

Stavros: You throw like a girl! Look how easily I took this out of your hand!
Laura: Oh, you bastard! You horrible, unspeakable, extremely good-looking bastard!

Laura: Leave Luke alone! I'll go with you! I'll do anything you say, just don't hurt Luke any more! I'll leave with you! I'll be your sex slave again! I'll do whatever you tell me to do, Stavros! Just don't hurt Luke anymore!

Stavros: You bitch! You horrible, poorly-dressed, cheaply-bejeweled bitch! For Luke, you show an outpouring of love but for me, you show nothing??? Was your time with me really that horrible? Was there never one moment of love? Was it all bad?
Laura: Shut up! I must keep my eyes covered lest the sight of your extremely good-looking face cause my resolve to weaken!

Stavros: You have no idea what you've just done, wench! I'm going to stalk out of here and slam that badly-damaged door really hard and so help me, I'm telling Mommy!

Luke: Is he gone? Is the monster gone?
Laura: Yes, Luke, he's gone.
Luke: Did I beat him up? Did I beat him up good?
Laura: Oh puh-leez! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Luke: And the fight scene? Was it laughable? Did I do good?
Laura: You did okay, Luke, but don't worry. This is General Hospital. There will be another later, laughable fight scene between you and Stavros -- and this time you'll do better!
Luke: I love you, Angel.
Laura: I love you, Little Orphan Annie!